To add icing on top of this feel-good story, the health department’s director, Mike Weber, said the situation was one of the coolest operations he’d been a part of.

I’ve read that some of the firms/corps that were shorting Gamestop and getting fucked over now are the ones we bailed out back in ‘08. The funds that bankroll some sports teams are involved too. I say good. Just another crack/hole exposed in this stupid system where the “economy” is booming, but people have no money

“how dare you use what we have been doing for years agaisnt us!” -Wall Street

So they hit 331mph Canadian?

Don’t forget to blame “Big Restaurant” for the obesity epidemic.

It’s absolutely right that the economics have to make sense before there will be a transition to renewable energy. In fact, it would have been nearly impossible do otherwise. What would have happened if Shell had announced a big new investment in electric car charging in 1990? If they had decided to transition away…

Giuliani is defending his damaging lies on the ground of “free speech” and threatening to countersue Dominion for violating his supposed constitutional rights.

Personally I wish the Q cult ended the same way as the Heaven’s Gate cult....

They still don’t think they did anything wrong because of whataboutism.  Their whole argument is Black Lives Matter did it

All of these Trumpers melting down because they are facing legal consequences of an attempted coup need to quit their bitching. When you attempt a coup, you do it with the understanding that things will go very badly for you if you fail. They’re lucky they live in a country that will give them their day in court.…

no, his father was the zodiac killer.

Laugh now, but just wait until she’s and Rep. Boebert (R-Guns) are the GOP ticket in 2024.

Ted Cruz is the surprise shart.  Terrifying, gross, smelly and you just want to run to a hot shower to get it off.  

You know who else was hilarious and a caricature in 2015? the candidate Donald Trump. How did that work out for y’all?

I’m always so torn on Marjorie Taylor Greene as she is a sitting Congressperson who is obviously committed to being a cancer on democracy while spreading insane lies and fueling dangerous conspiracy theories. Yet at the same time she is such a caricature of a right wing politician that I just keep laughing at all her…

Holy shit Fauci looks a decade younger. Goddamn Trump sucked so hard - I’ve been actively trying to deprogram my brain to not recoil at the word ‘president’.

Look out, Gohmert. Marjorie is coming for your dunce cap.

A wet fart is, indeed, a force of nature.

Just be cool about it