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I’m pretty sure Joan’s sole role on this site is to generate hate clicks for people coming to defend celebrities from her wrath.

I watched the whole thing and couldn’t even hear what Joan’s talking about. She sounded great. 

Uhg, eat shit Joan. Lets see you sing better.

Pack also ran a grift where he paid his own production company with gov’t funds to make documentaries. Forget where I read it, but the info is out there. This asshole needs to be PROSECUTED now that he’s been fired.

How you fire somebody on YOUR day off?

Im fine with spin as long as it’s directed to journalists that are clearly just pushing for a zesty headline. News is about to get really boring, and I fucking love it. 

Everyone should have been streaming it on every screen and platform in their house just to juke the stats.

“President Biden had the largest crowd of flags of any president in the history of the United States!”

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She did a pretty good job. My favorite response was that they had only been working for 8 hours, so people need to calm the fuck down and be a little patient as they sort through the bowl of shit they were handed.

I’m unable to process this at all. I see no whory cocktail party dresses, no fake n bake tan, no even faker curls. No utterly dumb expression. Oh Kayleigh, I didn’t appreciate you and now you’re gonnnne!

And to think she was only born three years before 9/11. Wow, what a future she has ahead of her! 

My god I needed this. We all did

Sus was regal all the way around. Love!

New toilets please. Burn the mattresses, and that couch Kellyanne Conway put her filthy feet on. I’d chill a couple days at a hotel while they open the windows and air-out the place.

Or “New York AG indicts Donald Trump and Other Family Members on 83 counts of Fraud.”

Out-fucking-standing!!  I hope this trend continues and your folks are doing well. 

Got both my parents the vaccine and it’s not even the afternoon.
HOLY SHIT, this is just an hour without trump! Goddamn...
People, i love you all, breathe in.
Because today, that air is freedom.

I’ll click on an article talking about his indictment.

I dont plan on clicking any content about this man after today.

God damn I’m in a better mood today than I have been for the past 4 years.