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Time to take down RA on FB and Twitter...scripts running now

I hope someone shits down your throat.

Where are the clever defacements of GOP billboards? Time to up the game...or lose...

How about two enter and one very content Fatty leaves

No, the real garage of the future will have conductive charging for the AVs...

18k? pfft Fancy Kristen needs alt least 24...

The answer is to hit them where it really hurts - sue the living shit out of them until they’re living out of a box.

You’re still here...

Good luck with that Volvo. Apparently the MBAs in their pricing department were high as a kite yesterday...

And the GOP. Just remember who started “the war on drugs” and why...

True. You should see what the House of Saud does in London...

Trump must be going blue in the face...the responses on his twitter feed are pure gold

I’d like to test Dump’s DNA to see if he was actually gestated in his mother’s anus

I’ll be ordering a molotov at that restaurant...

Hey mushroom dick

Go back to sticking things up your vajazzle, Paltrow

The whole “lose the house” shtick is a dog whistle to mobilize the base - nothing breeds more hatred than being potentially forced to work with the enemy.

Guessing by the brown sludge coming out of the thrusters at the end of that clip, I’d assume they were connected directly to the captain’s pants

The “lock him up” march is going to be oh-so-sweet...

That still gives her moment of ecstasy...she deserves the exact opposite.