i’m going to post this on every article about gwen and her christmas music / life choices as a palette cleanser and antidote:

The font sucks, but I’m still downloading the shit out of that song as soon as it is available.

here’s why i think it isnt her:

I agree on both points and think we haven’t even heard that much from her yet! Like, she has an album coming out soon and the last thing she posted on Instagram was September 7th. She’s been pretty quiet on twitter aside from some retweets. (I just checked all this). I’m ok with the like, three snake references. I’m…

1. Taylor is the most Slytherin Slytherin who has ever Slytherin-ed. Lean into it, girl.

Did someone say Richard Spencer?

Well, it would be a monocle if this was published in The New Yorker

Some of the Cal Fire officers who train and supervise these women want to see that changed. Californians need to lobby their reps on this issue, especially since some areas have a desperate shortage of volunteer firefighters.

So why can’t you get them through an online doctor’s service, like we can with birth control pills and other medication?

No, it’s passive-egressive behavior. They are shutting women out as punishment for their colleagues’ not being allowed to do whatever they want to them.

Perfect opportunity for a “your mom” joke! Even if it makes no sense:

Lindy West flosses harder things than Milo from out between her teeth every morning.

Knuckles Deep makes me sad because she describes herself as crazy and needy - now unless she’s broken into his house and stolen his child’s bunny and boiled it, I think “crazy” is some bad self-talk. She isn’t needy - she’s a person with needs and you only feel “needy” when those needs aren’t being met. I hate “love…

I find the head to be too chewy and gamey.

There is a vas deferens between this and your standard wedding shot.

I find it quite scrotesque.

Can women take over the world now please? I’m ready for the matriarchy

he doesn’t want a partner - he wants an accessory, a bauble, a thing he can look at other people and say, look at this thing that i have and you don’t. 

He’s hoping for a jury of his bros. Hopefully the brosecutor will see right through that cheap cotton.

My wife wrote her master's thesis on images of women in Nazi art, and as a dutiful research assistant, I helped organize some of the materials she was working with. My takeaway was that there is a definite correlation between a person's unironic tolerance of kitsch and their unironic tolerance of fascism.