Pi Pika Pi?

Yeah, except:

No, the American marsupials are opossums, the Australian ones are just possums.

Shouldn’t it be called “Opikachu”?

But will she ride on my shoulder and give me bits of sea glass and oddly-shaped leaves as gifts? Asking the real questions here.

So true!!!

I always ignore that stuff. Or I look at the email address it came from and act accordingly.  

I haven’t used my account since February 17, 2018... I hope Facebook deletes it. 

Or, I can burn all my credit cards, quit my job and go live in a cave. All of my problems are then gone!

I’ve been saying it since the ‘90s - Any email (or FB message or w/e) that implores you to forward it to everyone you know (or love or care about) is some variety of hoax or scam and should under no circumstances be forwarded to anyone or anywhere except the trash bin.

This is the same shit that started in the 90s with emails. However, to this there is a solution! Delete Facebook.

If you stop being King Zuck’s slave and swear off the app, there are no Facebook hoaxes to worry about.  You know: stop the problem before it starts.

This blows my mind!!! I’d love to have 30 year old money!! Those drugs probably cost a lot too!

I bought my Nintendo 3DS from Walmart on July 24th, 2012. It is still going strong. The rubber on the Circle Pad isn’t attached anymore and is practically isn’t there anymore.... That’s the only problem with mine.

I don’t even use Google Maps...

Are you referring to “Wild Blue” or “Excede”? We had Wild Blue for 2.5 years and hated it!!!! We have Hughsnet and it’s just as bad. We had a 10.3 Gig data limit and 12-5 AM as unlimited. Hughsnet has 2-8 AM with 50 Gigs of nothing. Our 10 Gig Data limit runs out in less than a week of us not even using it because we…

The pre- internet state would go back before the 60s. I think. I’m pretty sure there was a source of internet back then.

I feel sorry for you.

Well, you have satellite internet. Satellites are not these magical boxes floating in space that have unfettered power and bandwidth.