Me. #SPOOKY

I was going through my nightly routine: setting my living room iPad down, I walked to the bathroom and checked the bathroom iPad as I brushed my teeth. As I settled into bed, I lifted the bedroom iPad off the nightstand and gazed at the headline that had slammed into my news feeds: my entire reason for being had…

I'd just gotten back to my friend's place from the bar we were at. It was around eleven. Over the course of the evening I had consumed somewhere around eighty five ounces of beer and then eaten a burger: I was gonna put a toilet in therapy. I dropped trou, took a seat, and let things happen. It wasn't pleasant. …

A Dell 10v Mini running 10.6 that I got...two years ago or so? Something like that. I still use it regularly.

He's saying the opposite: that people over forty have no interest in Microsoft's phones, and that upsetting the iPhone in the short term will require capturing their attention. I think he's right.

"Isolated app islands" are the reason I do not like iOS. Getting anything done involves skipping around too much from app to app to app. Android widgets are closer to my ideal which is why I have the phone I do right now, but looking at 7.5 makes me think I might hop on board with MS when my contract's up in April. …

"'pay by phone swiping thing' (the name escapes me)"

Don't have to tell me. I snag about 4000 dirty, dirty calories a day, which I have to do to avoid dropping body weight and hurting my lifts. :D

"I don't currently work out or get a whole lot of excercise"

Slap another OS on it and it might be! If the Playbook implodes the same way as the Touchpad there'll be interest in an Android port.

"The resolution is pretty dense: 169 pixels per inch. It's not comparable to the 326 pixels per inch of the small iPhone 4's display, but it's better than the iPad's 132 pixels per inch."

Thanks for playing!

Their reasoning was blinded by THIS SWEET-ASS LASER

Don't do the crime. Problem solved.

hope this helps

No. "Internet Laziness-Enabler" would make more sense than what you're suggesting but still isn't necessary.

To expand on Kyle's answer, "Internet Laziness Enabler" is a descriptive noun being used to tell you about "Seamless." A comma wouldn't make any sense there, any more than it would in the phrase "terrible poster baconatorbreakfast."

If you yell "CHUCK NORRIS" into the Grand Canyon the echo you hear will be "IS A PUNK-ASS BITCH"

Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home

Holy shit. D: