I think that the waif killed Ayra Stark and assumed her identity. Perhaps there is a contract out on one of the other Starks.

"Winter shall not pass"

Tansey, the loan shark, in Raining Stones is a terrifying character because he's drawn from the real world. I've met people just like him.

'Highway To Heaven' with chainsaws.

The scene in the first Spongebob Squarepants movie where the hero and his mentally-challenged starfish sidekick, Patrick, battle a cowboy on the back of David Hasselhoff was superior to any of the lumpen fight scenes in BvS. Adding an extra 1/2 hour to this noisy and expensive failure will only serve to prolong the…

A truck full of money pulls up outside Sir Anthony Hopkins' house just as he's about to sit down to a plate of liver and fava beans, and a nice chianti. The truck transforms into a giant robot and the pair high-five. True story.

In [current year] referring to an ocean-dwelling race as 'sea devils' surely hurdles the boundaries of political correctness.

In 1993, my father purchased the edition of Doom that was compatible with English Zoetropes. It came with a pair of cap guns and a device like a ram's horn that could be used to emulate the groans of zombies and the roars of demon spawn.

Whoever is responsible for human resources under the tree really screwed up.

In 1994, a wave of mass hysteria, that was possibly the result of a cerebral pathogen or the devastating effect of a parasitic brain-eating worm, resulted in the intellect-sapping, cornball drivel that torturers and psy-ops call The Shawshank Redemption receiving the kind of rapturous reception that one ordinarily…

I lost interest when I realised this show wouldn't involve griffins.

It's like someone chopped Three Hours up into pieces and then reassembled it. I hear Drake on 'Numbers' too.

We inhabit a nightmarish dystopia where only the elite 1% with YouTube accounts get to express an opinion on the latest Ghostbusters trailer. I will not check my privilege.

I down-voted the trailer on YouTube because it was terrible. It would have been equally terrible with an all male cast. In Paul Feig's case, this is where you need to turn on the charm offensive. I don't really understand what he thinks he will gain by lashing out at the people who are supposed to be this film's…

I predict all the force-related stuff will happen in the background when Solo isn't looking.

An existential take on the time Spinal Tap got stuck backstage.

Greedo: "Going somewhere, Solo?"

In all seriousness I always imagined that Ponda Baba (Walrus Man to you racist bigots from a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away) and Dr. Cornelius Evazan were more than just business partners. Whether they are or not is irrelevant to the plot of a series of films where romance takes a back seat to fire fights and…

Now that Jon Snow's resurrection is out of the way, Game of Thrones can get down to answering the question on everyone's lips: Who would win in a battle between Bolton's jowly hunting dogs and Mr Burn's hounds?

Meet the candidate: The Chimp (The Simpsons - Season 9 Episode 16 - Dumbbell Indemnity)