Trying to please social justice warriors is like trying to get blood out of Ben Grimm.

Image search the UK restaurant critic, Jay Rayner, and tell me that this man does not belong on Westeros, clad in boiled leather armour, perhaps gutting an inn keeper who had the temerity to serve ale in a jam jars.

I think that's the point of the songs though - they are presented as the impressions of a stranger passing through these areas.

A Daniel Day-Lewis Joker would be terrifying.

He failed to gather the evidence necessary to prosecute corrupt cop, Vic Mackey. What makes people think he'll do a better job against the Empire?

I assume people who visit places like Sedona do so for the natural beauty, rather than to lay eyes upon an inscription commemorating the tepid high point of Hudgens' and Butler's tiresome dalliance, whose downward spiral will play out, somewhat less permanently, in the back pages of second-tier celebrity gossip…

I loved the show. I own the entire run on DVD, all purchased on the day of release. In the trickle down voodoo economics of television production the people involved got my money.

Maybe they can make Harrison Ford appear more spry by slowing down the Indiana Jones theme music.

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I stopped watching The Shield after they killed off Terry Crowley at the end of the pilot episode. How that show lasted for seven seasons without its main character is beyond me. Unless he came back as a crime-fighting ghost, in which case then I do understand.

It's going to be one of those giant M&Ms isn't it?

The first Ghostbuster's (which I am wizened enough to have seen in the cinema and regard as an almost perfect movie) worked partly because they achieved a balance between the leads. Nobody really dominates that film and in fact a lot of the humour is very restrained and deadpan.

Well there's all the different ranks of American super soldiers, like Corporal America and Fleet Admiral Hawaii. Then there's the veritable periodic table who follow Iron Man around - Copper Man, Cesium Man (obviously not Man of Steel - under an agreement Marvel get to do elements, DC get compounds and alloys).…

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I predict that the first 20 minutes of the new Star Trek series will be a slow-motion closeup of garden snails crawling across the arm of the captain's chair, soundtracked by avant-garde percussion.

Don't thank Feltheimer. Thank the moon's gravitational pull.

Everybody calm down. Huntzberger's probably in jail, either for large scale fraud, or for the incident in that season 7 episode, guest-staring Dick Cheney, where he awoke next to the body of an heiress in a hotel room strewn with drug paraphernalia. Rory probably drives past him picking up trash on the highway.

Lucas can always green screen the museum and the exhibits in later.

Captain Phasma has 24 hours to find Luke Skywalker before her shift commander busts her back down to Lieutenant.