This hurts my heart. I'm so sorry for you, for everything.

H2. I was obsessed with Hummers and I finally test drove one. I hated it. No visibility, incredibly clunky. Yuck.

Upstairs college-age neighbors made loud noise day and night and had horrible parties with equally horrible music, which often woke my baby daughter. On a particularly quiet night, we heard the upstairs neighbors engaging in some bedroom activities, complete with bed frame squeaking. As the squeaking got faster and…

Bae means poop in Danish. Which kind of makes this campaign flushable.