To solve the drinking water issue, the Empire hired out to the Lars Moisture Farm of Tatootine— an outfit that had only three full-time employees as of last month. The fact that Vader’s son works for the company has nothing to do with awarding that contract, I assure you.

Ironically, based on today’s gold prices, if David Griffin weighs 200 pounds, that would mean he’s worth $3,917,088 in gold, right around the league average for a GM.