THANK GOODNESS. I probably weigh 20 lb more than I look like I do and I could NOT riddle it out for the longest time. Thicc intestines haha

WE ARE LONG-BODY TWINSIES. If you have any success, will you pretty please report back? I too an 5'8" and I too am as tall as my 6'3" boyfriend when we sit down 

I’ve tried ‘em and both models that I tried would not stay put reliably. I gave each of them three periods each to prove themselves to no avail and a LOT of blood stains.

Yeah, I can’t use them. :( I’ve tried two different makes and neither would stay put.

The concept is not beyond me, don’t worry.

Legit question for you - why hasn’t a solution been engineered to handle tampons yet? They’re not going away and the easiest and least fragrant way to deal with them is flushing them. Flushing them means that no one sees a dirty tampon, no one smells a dirty tampon, and no one eats a dirty tampon (dogs are gross). I…

Excellent point. I’ll rally behind that.

This is such great information to know but so rage-inducing to face the reality of. I’m glad you sis had success with the strategy. I have an assumed-male resume as well so finger’s crossed...

I have definitely experienced this and have been told as much in informational interviews and, candidly, in person. The next time I apply for a job I’m using my gender-neutral-erring-on-the-side-of-masculine middle name on my resume.

I think this is cute as hell! It 100% makes my day any time I see parents/caregivers in one-sided discourse with a baby.

Shut the front door, P. Some of us can’t or don’t want to procreate but nurture the ever-loving shit out of our pets and we are definitely their adoptive parents.

Shut the front door, P. Some of us can’t or don’t want to procreate but nurture the ever-loving shit out of our pets…

That is a clam brigade that I want no part of.

Someone with considerably more artistic talent than I needs to use this thing as inspiration for a new horror movie character.

Mine always gets jostled askew and leaks at least once every few months. I stopped using it because of that. :(

The comment about why Boushie was on Stanley’s land is errant and misleading.

This is one of the most endearing things I’ve ever read. You’re a good man, Mr. Redick.

I am so glad to hear that other people feel this way!! A few sentimental folks are welcome to attend but like... Idk if our buddies need to be there for the ceremony when everyone would be more happy if they just came to celebrate.

My thoughts exactly! Would you attend such a wedding if a friend of yours had those plans?

That sounds like a fantastic wedding - chill is so much better than over-the-top. In my favourite forest there are these timber lookout structures that have platforms at the top that are big enough for 8-12 people and I’ve always wanted to get hitched on top of one of them. There’s a restaurant in the town that’s in…

I’m sorry to hear that and I really value your perspective! I’ve heard that hosting a wedding is nothing like being a guest at one and that it is more of an exercise in event management than a romantic evening - thoughts?