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Unclear if reviewer enjoyed film or not

(Shudder)

I read this in Donald Trumps voice

The writer seems really bitter about this- perhaps at some point in his youth he was hassled by the Hoff?

I smell a box office smash

You clearly meant with the hammy voice acting

Don't ruin the funny with facts dude

I reset my password just to up-vote this.

Had my password reset just to invite this.

I'm sensing some tension, is there some disagreement in the U.S over Trump becoming president?

What's a you-tube

Just one careless comment away from plugging 'Eurotrash!'

Red Shoe Diaries! Sweet mother of Duchovny

Blomkamp is the master of blowing people up but otherwise has squandered the sci-if credentials he gained from 'District 9'- 'Elysium' had its moments but 'Chappie' was atrocious. Probably best he got Ridley Scotted away from the Alien franchise.

Saw it with my parents. I was 12. Not enough hiding.

Ultimate cock block

Never walked out of a film. Wish I had with 'Crystal Dulls'. Jesus.

Did you walk out before the Kate Winslet boobies?

So rarely is a headline so honest and accurate. Wonderful stuff.

Cool. Clears that up.