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(Emphatic applause, repeated nod of head)

Christ. This is how it ends?

Not by anonymous comment section snobbery standards no

Yeah I've lost interest mate sorry dot dot dot

Too late. My hairs already fallen out and replaced itself with an orange tribble.

Are you sure? I've heard tell of a Roger Ebert led klan conspiracy to subvert America via pithy reviews dot dot dot

So he's no longer in the … Twilight of his career?

Is fundamental- It's our 'Birth of A Nation' end quote

Oh. I had no idea. Jesus. My life. Maybe… WE are the walking dead! Sorry I mean, maybe I AM a facist!
But, as you say, in all seriousness: author ends the article with -'it's our
'Birth of a Nation.'

Ohnofascism!

I enjoyed the film and didn't turn into a fascist, is this just an American thing?

It's a Mistery

And filling in random shapes that you've drawn with the pencil tool with the paint can. Also invaluable when getting round the schools IT security to change all the school PC's back grounds to fat porn by having Paint open on start up. Good times.

Discuss…

If it's set in the 90's I'm guessing it turns out Nick Fury lost his eye when someone threw a N64 controller at him because he picked Oddjob first on Goldeneye

I really enjoyed this AND Waterworld. Am I bad?

Likewise 'The Revenent'

It's really good.

And lo, the internet can indeed foster a genuine connection! You've completely covered my situation and sentiment, minus the ice cream farts