The nipples. They plague my dreams.

Megan's (sticking with the persistent auto correct) pathetic, reminds me of when you're a kid and you had that one annoying potty mouth Ritalin jacked cousin you wanted to drown WELL YOU RUINED MY CHILDHOOD NEIL BUT YOUR NOT RUINING THE WALKING DEAD

Always amused my bouche that such a great writer can't string a sentence together coherently in real life. Like having a conversation with the trolley guy at Tesco (Walmart) crossed with the screechy guy from Police Academy

This is mostly the format of every weekend in my house

Life of Brian

I never even questioned it before now. Not sure if you've ruined or saved me.

Stuntman Mike made a great villain and an even better whining coward when he's getting his arse kicked. God how we cheered at that final face crushing drop kick!

Fair play, consider my hat doffed

Yes to most of your words, but the initial White House assault in Olympus Has Fallen was well staged and pleasingly loud and obnoxious, like the comedy drunk guy singing the best of the Carpenters on the last train home.

Big problem with 2, and it wrecks the movie, is its hesitance in showing the naked male form doing yoga- but seriously, it's actually the lazy decision to wipe out most of the bad guys in a faceless explosion, robbing us and McClane himself of a satisfying conclusion

Rutger Hauer in 'The Hitcher' anyone?

That's just absurd…
Ruthlessly, absurd

I'm going to put that down to him being really passionate about his movies and go ahead and mark this under 'Awesome.'
MOVIEGOER: (Whispers: 'I really admire the nuances of Michael Bay's work')
STEP-DAD: 'STEP-DAD SMASSSSSSSSSSSSSH'

'my stepdad isn't allowed to go to the movies anymore'- Discuss

Groove-less. Lack of pace, unsure direction and terrible music can't elevate this beyond Dr Cox does Evil Dead. But less awesome than that sounds. Wagons East.

I'm prepared to be dissapointed, but really, it's John C McGinley, he could uplift an ISIS execution video. Incidentally, 'Wagons East' anyone?

Is the A.V Club one of those places where they say stuff just to be contrary?

AIDS?