Salt Lake City? Where the Great Salt Lake is drying up and is projected to dry up within the next 5-10 years because of climate change and overuse from the rapid population growth and will then spew toxic fumes in the air? That Salt Lake City?

The browser version still works perfectly fine and I use it at work to keep me occupied when I should be doing actual work. I hoping everyone left at Twitter forgets about it bc tweets are actually chronological in real-time and doesn’t show ads or suggested tweets

I use Instander (Android only). Also no ads, stops reels from playing, plus the ability to disable analytics, ghost mode (don’t mark messages as read, don’t mark stories as seen)

Lifehacker shilling for the Command Strips industry again. Do you guys get a check every time you recommend them or something?

The best way I found to “beat” the Youtube algorithm and not have it show me stuff I don’t want to watch is to remove videos from my watch history.

Well, this sucks. I kind of wanted to see a live action X-Wing vs Tie Fighter

It’s like an ouroboros orgy between the social media apps trying to all copy each other.

*laughs in 18 years military job with 2 years left until I can leave*

Despite having 9 kids, Elon seems like the type of guy that has never given a woman an orgasm

Freedom loving idiots who love the country and the flag so much, they forget how to properly display it. Can’t have time to honor the flag when you’re protesting non-existent mask mandates.

Fitting, as it seems that the only people who listen to Joe Rogan’s podcast are dudes who peaked in high school

I bought and used Tasker a long time ago and found it too cumbersome. MacroDroid is much easier to use.

Lockscreen app: C Locker (includes clock)
Lockscreen weather: Zooper Widget

Give into the iPhone?

When I was traveling in Bulgaria, saw a couple of kids drinking this. Went to the vending machine, bought a bottle. Tasted like garbage - it was a strange mix of really bad coffee mixed with a sweet soda that tasted syrupy. Horrible all around.

There’s a band called “Pvris”. At first, I thought they were pulling a Chvrches and it was pronounced “Puris” but no; it’s actually pronounced “Paris”.

My buddy admitted to us that him and a girl he went on a date with went home and watched this on Netflix. They did not have sex that night ... and she never went out with him again.

We should also make it illegal to carry a firearm into a business because most murderers and armed robbers are committed by people carrying guns.