What was the woman's role in the altercation?

he's aged well!

"before throwing a humidifier at her"

Reports are surfacing that upon being arrested, Knoblauch threw a fit. Unfortunately, it hit an elderly woman in the third row.

He also wasn't outspoken in favor of gay rights, in which case he would have been summarily fired.

Seriously, after watching Michael Sam respond to Dungy's comments, all I could think was "This is the type of distraction the NFL could use a lot more of..."

"Hey, it's not like he stood around while his posse stabbed a guy to death, then hid evidence or anything. If he'd done that, we'd have fined him."

The moral arc of the NFL is long and it bends toward utter horseshit.

The idiocy of this comment epitomizes your entire tenure at Deadspin.

No, it's not. The ability to print money in the United States is conferred exclusively upon Congress by the Constitution, not by some non-existent "license" you seem to be referring to here. Maybe have another look at the court documents.

Fuck yeah it is. I've saved like upwards of $20/month by cutting my own hair, and I haven't gone on date in years.

It is specifically because I'm an African American that I would be ashamed to turn my back on doing my part to make sure our laws and the Constitution apply to ALL people EQUALLY. Standing up for the rights of others does not equal an endorsement of who they are or what they believe; it is simply exercising the…

Can you be any more short-sighted than to burn two draft picks, show yourself to be untrustworthy in negotiations, and set your team up as a bad place to work than this? And for what? $1.5 million? That's pocket change to an MLB franchise.

It is interesting. I was torn, but came down against the team in principle (and maybe the system.)

In those days, the Orgeron days, we ate the lot. We ate collards stewed with bacon, pulled pork so tender it melted on your tongue, which in turn melted into flavor and zest and mustard and Mississippi red mud. Ed knew to keep us full. And happy. But then the storm came. The Freeze we called it, me and the boys, the…

Kids are top heavy; he would end up like this:

....mothers who would bubble wrap their baby boy and put him on a mantle. (But not so high that he might fall off it.)

"Oh wow, that's hilarious. Who the fuck was that Eric Lindros guy trying to impress?" -Eric Lindros

I still agree with the idea that we'll go as far as he carries us. We found out this weekend he's run further than any other player on any team in the Cup. Going further than anyone else sounds good to me.