I'm surprised the AV Club was able to round up four white people to star in this video.

I've avoided shaving, haircuts and bathing in preparation for this flick. Coincidentally I'm a bald French hipster who love da monkeys, HMM-HMM-HMM!

I thought this was going to be a review of a lost 70's roller disco flick. Something with Linda Blair, Kim Richards or Kristy McNichol. Does this thing at least have any robots or lasers in it?

Is dis 'nother one dem white thangs?

I enjoyed the Mr. Wilson zombie that attacked Carl the Menace like he was a foot long meatball

Yo, TV & Movies - CAN ANYONE JUST DIE ANYMORE?

Mein Kampffffffffffffffffff——-PRETTY LAAAAAAAAAAY-DEE!

This is also why the film version of Fifty Shade of Grey is almost certainly not going to be the camp classic that many people are hoping it will be…