How dare you.

There's a theory that the reason Hart's name is completely capitalized in the CID files in episode one is because he's a suspect.

You want me to wear pants on the toilet? What are we? Animals?

Eh. He Brendana-quit so fuck him.

Why not just vote for aids?

Worst stage slaps ever.

The Ron Swanson of the rodent world.

I sure Bland is a great candidate.

"You know I hate the word moist"

And he was almost killed there as well. Somehow I wonder if he'll survive "That Awkward Moment"…

It turns the show into a 1980s sitcom.

Wallace survived and made it out to Seattle and developed superpowers. And then he survived that lightning strike and made it out to Oakland…

They're fans of his previous film. What makes you think they wouldn't like something in a similar vein? This isn't a hard concept.

Then they go on cinemax.

Fiendish Dr. Wu, you done fucked up now!!

There's an occupy sticker in the study group. I'll give you one guess who did that.

I laughed and cried during a barraged of sperm jokes.

>His cock was soft when he pulled it out at the end.

Only a matter of time before the cyclists break their legs and have to be put down.

Karl Malone, lest we not forget, had sex with a 13 year old while in college, got her pregnant and said bupkis to the children while they were growing up. Both became professional athletes.