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@backoffhipster: Wearing a tie means even staring out the window is Serious Business.

I would like to present Edward aka Mr. Pants in his business attire.

I have to say, I'm pretty stoked that my town is now known as the home of Longcat.

@snacktastic: Edward feels your cat's indignity. We should put out Christmas cards of cats looking pissed in costumes. The captions will say "Bah, Humbug!"

@messybessy: Have you seen the cover for Fables 100? Biggest. Nerdgasm. Ever.

@GrummoreGrummersom: I might have to steal this too. It will probably get a better response than my current status:

@formerflautist: One of the most poorly thought out things I've ever done was to get two industrials done at the same session... one in each ear (one was conch-to-rook, the other rook-to-daith). They healed up fine, but I had to sleep on my back until then. I honestly don't know how I could have thought that was a

@SNEAKERS: I'm totally picturing it with black low top chucks, and oh man am I loving the hell out of it.

@la.donna.pietra: Heck yes! I love the Monterey Bay Aquarium with all of my little land-locked heart. I miss being within driving distance. For all that I'm terrified of Large Ocean Things (see also: the discussion on large jellyfish & ocean sunfish a month or so ago), it really is one of my favorite places in the

@MissMollyKate: Being unmedicated ADHD in college is a terrible experience. I want to laugh when people talk about Adderall being over-prescribed and ask them for their doctor's number because I had to fail out of college before my doctors (plural- I went through 6) would consider putting me on any sort of stimulant.

Infographics and flow charts make my life complete.

@boxspelunker: Everyone I know: Man wouldn't it be great to go scuba diving?

@boxspelunker: I'm not sure which picture is worse. Why yes I have a love/abject terror relationship with Things In the Ocean.

@conjecture: I really, really miss this commercial. It was so weird and creepy and absolutely fantastic!

@tunamelt: Last September, I awoke in the middle of the night to something lightly tickling my face. I sat up, turned on the light, and lo and behold, there is a cricket the size of my thumb on the pillow right next to where my head was. Long antenna and all. I didn't scream or cry or anything like that. I just got

@RenoMartini: This sounds a lot like Craft Night with my friends. Do you live in Reno? Do I know you? If not, I probably should. I'm currently knitting a pair of fingerless mittens.

I work in a lab, therefore most of my shirts are from Old Navy and are decorated with tiny holes in the front from acid. Jeans and shoes (hello closet full of converse!) are likewise inevitably ruined. I'm so jealous of people who get to dress up in Real Grown-Up clothes for work because while it's nice to not have to