@muzzle of bees: Once you see it, you can't un-see it!

@RiotGrrrl: Mine too. This summer I'm going to cat-proof my backyard so I can sit out there with them and actually relax, instead of keeping a constant eye on them to make sure they are not sneaking up on top of the fence. I don't want them chasing birds and bugs into the neighbor's yards and beyond.

@Plum-Pie: I have the Fun Factory Smartballs, and I like them, though I don't remember to wear them as often as I'd like.

@Tartan_Tart: I like the Delight by Fun Factory (my favorite overall brand for vibrators, etc). It's designed to be a g-spot vibrator, but I mostly use it for clitoral stimulation. I love that's it's rechargeable.

@PrettyPrettyPrincess: At my previous job, I would swear like a 5 year old. I was a chemist. Instead of talking like a normal/sane adult, my rants would be more like "oh dang it! There's hydrochloric acid on my shirt again! This is so poopy." I think that in the sciences though, some eccentricity is almost expected,…

@rednrowdy: I'm going to text my ex-boyfriend and ask him right now.

Dress in #4 (as well as the "longing for yellow" and "skyfall" dresses on the website), you WILL be mine. Gimmie!

@Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): Me too! I love that family so hard. They're all so adorable and seem so freaking happy with each other. Dear Obamas: Please adopt me. I would be a good older sister and would always be home by curfew.

@queenieinmanhattan: 18, in my dorm room with a guy I was casually dating. I just wanted to get it over with and hoo boy, he was terrible. I remember thinking "well, at least it was over quickly."

@♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: God yes. I'd give an awful lot to be able to start over academically.

@BestEuphemismEver: My imaginary French bulldog is named Mignon, and my imaginary black pug is named Noodle.

@Ipomoea: Exactly. I know that most of the people involved in CM likely obey traffic laws and aren't jerks. But CM just seems to attract angry, aggressive assholes who are looking for an excuse to cause trouble. A couple of years ago, right before I moved out of the Bay Area, there was a big controversy when a minivan…

@EarlyGrey: I lived in the south bay while my friends lived in SF. As much as I liked going up to visit them, it was kind of a pain because I'd either have to drive up there and deal with trying to find street parking, or take BART or Caltrain. Taking BART or Caltrain would involve also taking Muni, which isn't my…

@Penny: I've seen rape fantasies referred to as force play elsewhere.

@JournoGirl: A few years ago, my kitten locked me out of my apartment by batting at the cord for the blinds on the kitchen door window. She accidentally hit the deadbolt lever just enough to to push it into place. Of course I didn't have the key to the back door deadbolt because I never used it.

@Poubelle: Oh, you're probably right. But wouldn't they have noticed her before she walked downstairs? Either way, not the most glamorous way to start the morning.

I watched the Tik Tok video because I was curious to see what waking up feeling like P Diddy was like. I always thought that it's like waking up on a pile of gold and cash (or maybe I'm thinking of Scrooge McDuck), surrounded by empty jars of caviar and champagne flutes made out of diamonds while your butler flies in…

@la.donna.pietra: Seriously! I live in Reno now, but when I visit my parents in the Bay Area, I'm always surprised at how unreasonably cold it feels in their house, despite the thermostat being set to 68.

@backoffhipster: [www.petmicrochiplookup.org]

@JessIsElf-ity: The problem with microchips is that there are different brands and each brand has its own type of scanner and database. So if a shelter only has one type of scanner and an animal shows up with a different brand of microchip, the scanner might not be able to read it.