*Lobs grenade*

Well done, Sherlock.

Welcome to Russia.

Die of tryptophan poisoning, you piece of bot shit.

It only SOUNDS like clapping.

Happy Thanksgiving, clubbers. I hope you all have a wonderful holiday full of food, spirits, and laughter.

You poor, misguided fool. You don't NEED an excuse to beat up the Irish.

Kittens give Morbo gas.

Cats have arms AND legs?!?

That's how I give money to the Salvation Army santas.

Sick of it All's "Scratch the Surface" for Brillo.
Dead Kennedy's "Cesspools in Eden" for Draino
Screeching Weasel's "Fox News" for Fox News
Ghostface Killah's "Mighty Healthy" for Whole Foods

Now Two See Me

The Last Detail is awesome. Really, truly awesome.

I actually got to watch 3 movies this weekend!
The first was the highly overrated Silver Linings Playbook. I mean, an Oscar for Jennifer Lawrence? Really? Don't get me wrong, there were a few moments that made me smile, but literally a few. I guess the Oscar was for how she looked in the stretchy pants, because the…

I think this might be one of my favorite O'Neal pieces in a while.

Puny hipsters! Foiled by chrystalized water!

So which one of his ugly sweaters is his rape sweater? And which one of his absurd facial expressions is his rape face?

Racist.

A fantastic actor.
RIP

More Meatloaf, please!