Now go look at a 1998 Taurus...  You’ll think the Camry is beautiful.

How that initial meeting went:

K but how many people have been killed by people driving their own cars? That experiment has clearly failed, yet here we remain.

Evil Droids? Bee Tee and Triple Zero are here to fuck shit up.

Stef:

Well, alrighty then.
Enjoy your fancy enclosed entrance driveway area place.

Yes...because it doesn’t take 2 hours for someone to send a quote via email. And I’m not saying avoid all contact, I’m just saying keep that method of contact separated for your own organizational purposes. Respond to the calls, respond to the emails, but then shut them down once you have bought your car...because the…

I know I may be angering the Jalopnik gods with this question since I definitely know this car has been posted before. But what the hell kind of Audi is that little white thing that looks like a cross between an IMSA GTP and a 60s or 70s LeMans prototype and where can I find more information about it?

Doing the Pikes Peak run in a video game (I think one of the Dirts?) I drove off a cliff probably about 10-20 times during the initial hour long practice stint. Mad respect to the people who can drive up it without killing themselves while still establishing extremely competitive times.

I’m originally from Colorado Springs and grew up with this as a normal summer event. I have to say I thought it was more fun before being paved. I remember those drivers having to point the car at the cliff, put one front wheel in the ditch and let the tail swing around to get through the turn. Its sure a lot…

This is blatant government over reach. We should let the free market decide. Don’t bring common sense into it, the free market is all that maters, because it’s free, and that’s basically freedom, like, they’re spelled the same. /sarcasm

We need unnatural amounts of obvious laws because we have a very large amount of…

You’re right the liberal media wasn’t as harsh with Obama but the right wing media was. Fox news and others spent 8 years focusing on birth certificates and other nonsense that was made up unlike a verifiable quote like this one from Trump about German cars. Please go hang the electoral map next to the US population…

What is the point of rolling coal? Is it just redneck douche bravado? Do they think it impresses anyone? I don’t get it.

PLOT TWIST! People are too small!

Drinking distilled water and eating salty canned goods will strike a decent balance.

This just in: daily driving a fleet of 20 to 70+ year old cars lowers your standards for what passes as a “not terrible” vehicle.

Source: the average age of the 6 cars in my yard/driveway/garage is 20.6 years. I recently rented a Chevy Sonic and it felt like a luxury supercar space ship from the future when compared…

In winter, when my hoses will freeze, my buckets will freeze, my power washer will freeze, and my butt will freeze, I will use a car wash to keep my car clean. Stating that I don’t care about my car because I use a car wash is a hideously stupid conclusion to draw.

Why is my screen all blurry all of the sudden?

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

Can’t wait to read all the “WHY DON’T YOU CARE ABOUT TORQUE” comments.