First they came for the thinskinned assholes who made dumbass comments and then whined when people called him on his shit on twitter, and i did not speak up because I was not a thinskinned asshole who made dumbass comments and then whined when people called me on my shit on twitter....

“I’m a strong, tough, rugged, urban man who can stomach the gritty violence and strong themes of films like The Revenant, because I walk the mean streets of the naked city every day. I’m an apex predator and the metropolis is my pre...OH COME ON YOU GUYS, STOP BEING SO MEEEAAAAAN! It really hurts my feelings.”

It's probably a lamprey.