De-fish a GoPro video!? Bro! DO YOU EVEN GOPRO!?!?!?! Jokes aside, I used to film a lot of my mountaineering and climbing adventures years ago on a GoPro. The wide angle distorts the angles quite a bit to make things look steeper, and sometimes that made me feel even more badass! Maybe it’s a desired effect?

I’m surprised it took this long.

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

Please don’t smoke kratom. I can only imagine the taste would be singularly unpleasant.

This is so shitty on Samsung. You don’t have retail stores.

1. I had no problems at all, exchanging my phone with Sprint, they even matched the color.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you.

I’ve heard it before, but never the part about the Red Wings game is new to me.

Thank you for providing a transcript.

I once accidentally ate a huge pot cookie cause I was starving and it was the only food I could find at a friend-of-a-friend’s house. He was a chef, he only had raw ingredients in the house, it was the only thing I could grab and eat as we drove to our destination, a Ween concert. (What? I was 18, it was 1999,…

We still haven’t topped “cop & his wife eat brownies made from confiscated marijuana, thinks he and his wife overdosed and are dying.”

My auntie made diabetic brownies which uses that artificial sugar you don’t want to eat too much of because it gives you diarrhea and gad something bad. She leaves them out and comes back later to see half the pan was gone. Turns out her husband ate half of the pan by himself. He’s driving down the road when the need…

Who the fuck didn’t clear their weapon for a demonstration? Or did they think using live rounds during one was a good idea?