Man, motherfuck baseball, sometimes.

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

STOP TRYING WHEN YOU’RE LOSING. WTF man?

“If it’s ok to shift with a 7-run lead, then it’s definitely ok to bunt.”

Meh

Sho-he’s pretty good?

Pruitt IS even rottener than we’ve been hearing! Not only was he living cheap in a lobbyist’s wife’s house, but the lobbyist happened to be a lobbyist for liquid natural gas.... Pruitt’s also on the hook for a lavish first-class trip to Morocco with all his staff on the taxpayer dollar.... and the reason he was in…

Taters-Mashed (and others) Ranked:

“Give me money, and I’ll give you a worthless promise about going to heaven.” = legal.

He should have stuck to fleecing them using religion. That’s legal.

There’s no athlete I like more who I feel less defensive of when other people hate him. “Yeah, fair.”

I like him, but I don’t.

“The New York Times estimates Pruitt’s personal wealth between $210,000 and $551,000.”

Don’t brawl at restaurants and then try to fight the police when they show up.

Trump is having difficulty finding lawyers to represent him in Russia probe. So, now he’s hiring anyone with a pulse.

also:

Well towards the end she did just that.

Mommy: the person that changed your diapers and wiped the dribble off of you chin.

He gets a Christian “mulligan” as long as he bans transsexuals from the military and defunds Planned Parenthood.

And The President wants to call his daughter ‘Wife’.