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Won’t happen. The coal miners and other unionized blue collar professions will hear Fox News say that those teachers are just a bunch of lazy fat cats who are just trying to feather their already luxurious nests, and they’ll turn them in a heartbeat.

what’s a white sox

Also, less funny but more (!!!) :

Well he did say the following quotes today, so I wouldn’t call it a complete waste of time:

“THE once-great FAILING San Antonio Spurs are NOT gonna make playoffs. Sad! POP a great coach - but too focused on politics. Stick to sprots!!!”

If Roger Stone goes to jail, I will literally be dancing in the streets. What a horrible human being.

Bill Cosby also has 0 rape convictions. Doesn’t change the fact that he did that shit.

Also, the same number as his rape charges.

And if any team has experience with that kind of thing...

Ummm...Embiid, Simmons, Lebron? I’d take my chances for a title with that.

He looks more to me like an alien wearing a John Oliver suit.

No. Absolutely not. No chance. The constitution is quite clear you can only deny service if the individual has no shoes and/or no shirt. Those are the only two stipulated conditions under which this is acceptable.

I’m giving you a star, but I’m not happy about it.

Where are the rest of your stars? I nearly spit out my drink.

Take your damn star.

Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team:

FAKE NEWS

Putin doesn’t do favors for Trump. That’s not how blackmail works.

There are over four hundred thousand student athletes, and almost all of them are going pro in something other than sports...except for Jimbo’s DB’s who are getting PAID STACKS ON STACKS.