Where’d his balls go?

This take needs more bears.

See, this is more my style. I am not totally against the idea of a shared party, because, I am not really into strippers and have already relegated myself to my monogamous and domesticated future. Whatever.

It has nothing to do with not liking her friends, it’s the inconvenience of going out drinking with girls. They take longer to get ready, they always want to take picture after picture, they can’t stay out as long. It can be a hassle sometimes.

Increasing my groups of friends increases the amount of date nights I have to go on and decreases the amount of time I have to relax. I respect that you have a different opinion, but you are an enabler and should be locked in a garage.

No. No no no no no. No.

“I’m pretty sure chickens give live birth like sharks.”

Damnit, you had me by 8 minutes. It’s like I was trying to come up with a pun and you were Conway Stern*.

And when it’s done wrong.....