liquor in the front ...?

I’m with you. These styles make people appear to be indentured servants, inmates of asylums, or refugees from a country where women can only afford shirts made for extremely tall men.

My thoughts exactly. Hospital gown.

I want better for you, but you have to want better for yourself as well.

I hear it really lets the ass breathe.

I am sorry to anyone who may have felt victimized by this post

No. This needs to be a public disaster.

Is this one completely open in the back too, maybe with one flimsy snap? Modest in the front, g-string in the back!

joanna can we do this privately

I just want to say that I have worn a number of dresses that look very similar to the ones pointed out in this article and Ellie sees me every day and now I understand her blank smiles

Me, I just learned that one prominent Republican woman doesn’t see how any woman could vote for Trump.

It sounds totally sexual to me, but then again my bf is into biting in bed so that’s why. I might try this on him...

I love her too. I wish she were my friend so we could go see AbFab together this weekend.

Total love! She needs her own TV variety show—just pure amazingness. I can’t get enough of her earnestness, she’s like a superduper spaz, and she doesn’t care!

Gigi is gorgeous. Her eyes.

I once stood beside Gwinnie’s mom Blythe at a salad bar during a reception at the RI Film Festival.

Biting massages? That sounds completely horrifying

Oh GOD YES harder yes, right there, oooh yesss YESSS

I’ve gotten exactly one professional massage in my life, and let me tell you, I also moaned for all to hear. That shit is awesome.

Cue the conservative dimwits screaming how undignified Michelle O is being and that we need someone to bring “class” back to the role of first lady.