Shore is too old/wrecked to portray the fitness guru. If we’re going comedic, I’d like to see someone like Mark Wahlberg squeeze his buns to the beat. If they make it a musical, let Timothée Chalamet don the famed short-shorts and sing about health and being kind to yourself. If it’s a Lifetime feel-good tv movie, put…

Re: Brad Pitt’s unwashed body:

Kady, your commentary had me giggling like an idiot and neurotically chewing too much xylitol gum when I should have been trying to relaxxx.

Sad state of affairs when it’s safer to walk home alone in the darkness of 2am than it is to call a Lyft.

Wondering where she falls on the scale that goes from “girls with quirky boyfriends” to “girls who marry imprisoned murderers.”

Yes, these antics would be absolutely hilarious if they weren’t aimed at the destruction of American democracy.

A certain red-headed comedian floated an excellent weight loss recommendation back in 2017.

Vanessa Kirby is a tough act to follow... even for Dua Lipa.

It’s also very possible that Ayo Edebiri doesn’t find the images very sexy, and doesn’t want to be forced to fake the swooning response. I appreciate that Jeremy Allen White is the new Media It Boy, but let’s be honest, he’s not really to everyone’s taste.

Some people can handle being the public’s punching bag, some can’t. Selena has long struggled with health problems so I’m guessing she needs to opt out of the spotlight intermittently. Seeing yourself being dragged in front of millions of viewers can really... wear you out.

I’ve always felt that Ben simply hates the paps. He was unrelentingly plagued by the paps during his alcoholism and failing marriage to Jen Garner. What we see in images of him is an absolute refusal to “smile” for the photographers: the exhausted visage of someone who simply feels harassed. I wouldn’t be surprised if…

I don’t understand why people choose subtly-coloured beige/nude gowns for this type of thing. You really here to fade into the background, girl?

I’m going with the wombats theory as well. As someone who has had to deal with ill health in the past, I tend to feel overprotective of Selena (and Angelina Jolie for the same reason). Cuz they really need this viral made-up feud BS to deal with on top of their health struggles? I give props for the fact they’re still…

We need all join Nikki in eradicating mental health for good!

Couldn’t hurt to ask!

Outrage bait? I see a segment featuring a nude ballet pas de deux depicting the Biden/Trump presidential contest...

Randomly accusing someone of being a pedophile is almost as popular as randomly accusing someone of being a racist.

To be perfectly honest, I eschew “apocalyptomania” and although I may joke about it, I refuse to participate in that kind of ideation, which I believe only lends energy to bringing such a future about. My pill-saving behavior is actually based on the fact that I’ve been a freelancer for decades, and my insurance…

Audra, you need to stop crying, emerge from your “section” and start taking those notes! Couples Therapy with Cardi B and Offset has the makings of a searing, off-Broadway hit play – and you are just the gal to write it!

I’ve been stocking up on pills since 1988. Antibiotics, antivirals, antidepressants, tranquilizers, statins, pain medication, you name it. Pills are my variation on the bomb shelter. Makes me feel safe just knowing they’re there.