I’m no law enforcement professional, but whatever happened to the “shoot out the tires” strategy? Even if it’s lame, it’s better than shooting the woman dead!

That pretty much describes me, too.

OK I appreciate your criticisms of Miley and the music industry in general. It’s not my profession and I’m not close to the scene so I don’t have a music insider take. But her lyrics and sound have always led me to wonder if her collaborators come from a Nashville/Country background, or from a pop/EDM background.

Fair enough!

Perhaps, but I don’t think the Dark Brandon ad was aimed at you or me.

One thing I didn’t realize until I started living in Los Angeles is that celebrity amplifies insecurities. Every love affair is magnified by the spotlight. But so is every failed love affair. For someone legitimately hoping to find a life partner, that can be pretty demoralizing.

Wish someone would convince my cardiologist! He warned against more than 2 eggs/wk!

Does Miley write all her own music or does she largely collaborate with other artists? I didn’t think much of her when she was squirming onstage with Robin Thicke, but I’ve come to see her as phenomenally talented and charismatic.

That ad rocks. It’s galvanizing.

I limit myself to one large slice of Trader Joe’s frozen quiche lorraine per week!

This kind of thing chills me to the bone.

Congrats on your progress – I’m sure its not easy! I’m probably like your wife in that I’ve always had high cholesterol. I’m on statins now and enduring awful side effects. But they do bring the blood cholesterol down.

I thought it was a segment of her intestinal tract.

How are people eating eggs daily? Doesn’t it affect your cholesterol levels?

Yes. Mystery seems to be a key element in the theatre of celebrity. There has to be a backstage, hidden from the audience, in order to make the magic onstage work.

Kim Cattrall put the stink on AJLT when she revealed her dark, festering feud with SJP and the rest. That stink has permeated the proceedings episode after episode. It’s a stink that deeply undermines the central conceit of the show: the enduring beauty of female friendship. The carphone scene felt forced,…

Goldberg rivals Clarkson’s sexy-ass life.

Clarkson’s unconventional attitudes imbue her performances with a certain, worldly glamour.

Has the video been thoroughly tested to uncover any kind of AI-generated, subliminal hypnotic visual device? Surely there is something besides Billy’s breathless pitch that is recruiting dupes for the next shitshow?