The road to hell is paved with good set decoration!

When I find myself sifting through a comedian’s deranged ramblings for a kernel or two of “funny,” I’m kinda done.

Offset is obviously Cardi’s primary partner, but Regular, Degular and Shmegular are her comet relationships. It’s an ENM thing, yo.

Someone once threw a bag of their clippered toenails at me. I’m not a rockstar, though.

Barbie’s Death House additional safety concerns: Does the pool slide require a fated Evel Knievel style leap over the pool’s cement hot tub?

This marketing spectacle started my day with a giggle and a smile that just won’t quit.*

Hamm and Osceola walked down the aisle in Big Sur to the 007 hit, You Only Live Twice. Now that’s what I call glamour, kids!

No shortage of smirking morons burbling up through the fetid ooze at Fox News.

I have experienced this not with just Kesha but various others throughout my life. Some people have a very “changeable” appearance. Some from year-to-year, some from day-to-day. It’s an odd but very real phenomenon.

OKCupid is the best.

Kylie, I really need to hear about this cross-platform Tinder/Hinge/Bumble match! Did you ever connect? Sounds like a triple-threat (acting/singing/dancing) affair!

Your experience with Noth could explain a helluva lot about his behavior. Big ugly drunks are the worst.

Someone needs to explain how this innocuous, American, actress do-gooder has been transformed into a criminal mastermind and British Public Enemy #1. It’s like a plotline from the MCU.

Someone needs to explain how this pretty, American, innocuous entertainment industry do-gooder has been transformed into a criminal mastermind and British Public Enemy #1. It’s like a plotline in the MCU.

Back during the original series, I remember feeling that all the male love interests were hilarious caricatures of recognizable male “types” – the high roller, the hippie carpenter, the insecure writer, the actor/waiter, the clueless WASP, the dumb bartender, the hugely-endowed hottie, the effete artiste, etc.

You really don’t want something like this eating up 10 years of your life.

Congressmen and women should remain on alert – if only to avoid getting caught in the gunfire.

Thank you for the sleepless night obsessing about that detail.

We are all defined by and victims of our parents until we come of age and find our own footing, shrug off victimhood and begin to self-define. Some of us fail in that endeavor. I tend to believe the process is made easier if you’re healthy, financially self-sufficient, privileged and educated – but maybe not.

This submersible misadventure has all the elements of one of my worst nightmares: trapped in a small, dark space and running out of oxygen. I shudder just thinking about it.