I hear you. I’m not big on Christmas either. It just feels like a lot of pressure to me. Pressure to spend money I don’t have on gifts and travel. Pressure to socialize extravagantly. Pressure to feel sentimental and nostalgic in a manner that is just not in my nature. Pressure to submit to religious rituals to…

I think it would help if there’s a scene in which someone tells M3gan to “smile” more... or maybe not.

Here’s hoping our dear Celine gets the rest, nutrition and care she needs to return her to glowing health and wholeness!

I’m down with stupid! My only disappointment is that no one wore something to the premiere that could only be described as a soufflé.

I knew the score from Day 1. I say that without the least bit of satisfaction because it has been painful watching an innocent person repetitively humiliated on the world stage by a throng of bullies.

Love the lead shot. Have you ever seen a pair of coworkers that look so comfy in each other’s embrace, and sporting such double-wide, joyous, happy-to-be-here grins?

It couldn’t be more obvious that Wednesday is an Acrotomophiliac.

It’s enough that the actor showed his dong in the service of a very sexy, entertaining and satisfying series. Isn’t it asking a bit much for him to also submit his exact measurements?

I love the skinny little sourpuss!

Dan brings Benedict Cumberbatch to mind. I find myself wishing both dudes could maybe dial it back to about an 11? Their performances frequently seem overwrought – but no one can say they’re not hard workers!

Fascinating to see how they managed to evolve from a bunch of sweaty dudes writhing around to an elegant class act with the bowties and gentlemanly body rolls and matching thongs and such.

I like both women. Celeste Barber is hilarious and quite sexy in the bumbling amateur vein. Her comedy has an artistry that feels like early Cindy Sherman.

I always knew Julia was a stand-up chick.

It took me a long time to learn that every relationship has a lifespan of its own, the length of which no one can predict.

Agreed. It would be a total drag to follow him around the world on his tour. Adios and we’ll see what’s up when you’re done.

Satanic sex rituals on a church altar is so 1973.

Sexual issues can play a huge role in the demise of a relationship. They may have become increasingly sexually incompatible over time. Or conversely, they may have had a terrific sex life from the beginning but, over time, realized they had vastly different approaches to marriage intellectually, emotionally or…

As president of the Julia Fox Fan Club, I’d like to suggest you have a daunting legal battle ahead of you.

Nothing would make me happier than to see this idiot’s ass kicked out the door and all the way down the steps of Congress.

Comedian? No. Actor? No.