I’ve found these same moms don’t like when you call their kids crotch droppings either!

Can you imagine being so petty that you care whether someone has something attached to their car that is not functional nor a risk to others?

Ok. We meeting in the school yard to fight after last bell? I can’t stay too late because my mom is picking me up to go to Chuck E Cheese’s. Please don’t rip my jacket, though: I got it for my Bar Mitzvah.

Hello Oversteer, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Of a HellKitty quickly fleeing
And the excrement that left a stain
Still remains
Within the sound of superchargers

Harry Shift Knob? Yeah, I went to school with that guy. Kind of a dick.

Owner knows he has dealbreakers if he was honest with the ad, but is confident in his dealerlike skills of bullshitting that if he gets you on the phone or on the drive that he can talk you into it. The only winning move is not to play; CP for stupid games.

What the fuck is a fark?

I can remember as a teenager making fun of people in their 40s by saying they “probably drive a silver Volvo station wagon.” Now I'm in my 40s and find myself attracted to such cars. CP at this price, but certainly appealing.

In the shitty world we live in, the driver that made the heads-up move will be held liable for “damaging company property,” rather than being the smart, quick-thinking employee that they are.

As of the time of my star, you have 10 stars. So you got that going for ya, which is nice.

I was gonna come for you hard but I’m not tryna scrap with those cats.

Who amongst us Jalops isn’t accustomed to rejection, amirite??

I’m in.  I’ll bring my Koeniggsegg.  

Sooo many roads around that area. Forget that parking lot.

I thought it was Se7en?

I don’t have any proof that government disposal centers really do anything “better” for the environment than that

Like a tasting flight?  And suggested pairings?

My truck, affectionately called “leaky” by my family, deals with the fluids itself.