C3: Okay, folks, thank you all for gathering today. We called this emergency meeting to discuss the overwhelming press coverage of the new C8 and what must be done to divert attention away from it.

Now that the C8 is out, all Front Engine Vettes are on Fire Sale.

... and perhaps a dash of insurance fraud.

Far as I’m concerned GM just gave the middle finger to the Supra.

These folks are on a long, long road trip in their ZR-1 to ALASKA.

To summarize:

You can buy  decent house for $75k?! holy shit!

And just like *that* I went from complete indifference about this Corvette to actually rooting for it and looking at my finances to see if I could afford one on my modest salary. I can’t. Yet.

Yep, and everyone knows that cocks have their engines in the front the way God intended. 

Our government isn’t dumb, people. I’m sure they’ve moved the aliens to Area 52 by now.

Bloodsucking parasites either way.

Mustangs and Vettel are somewhat similar in that they both like to run into shit.

Lapid: “Anything but green.”

In other words they ruin the car and then ask you to pay more for it. Got it.

Yes, so that they can put it on YouTube and say “First!” and wait for that first commenter to say “First!”. It’s like firstception.

Human nature and idiocy

Wait they made a diesel Equinox? This alone is news to me.

Its a civil, civil asset forfeiture. As soon as the bank can prove the money was not going to be used for illicit purposes then I would gladly return it. You know, the same hoops the police make law abiding citizens jump through.

I found some bills in my mailbox.... can I return those as well?

Yeah...I found this 10,000 on the side of the road. Good thing I picked up that 9,000 dollars. Who knows what you would do if $8,000 went missing. Damn shame about that $7,000.