What’s “weak” is caring what people think of the perfectly fine car you drive.

lolol

“How about I call you for my foot in your ass.”

In Siberia, kerosene road burns you!

Alternate method for setting fire to railroad tracks:

Your feeble skills are no match for the Donk Side.

Chevrolet falling by the wayside when challenged by the Japanese...

1:19 The beauty of Israel is slain upon thy high places: how are the mighty fallen!
1:20 Tell it not in Gath, publish it not in the streets of Askelon; lest the daughters of the Philistines rejoice, lest the daughters of the uncircumcised triumph.
1:21 Ye mountains of Gilboa, let there be no dew, neither let there be…

I think BMW forgot something.

it can do the Tijuana run in under 12 parsecs.

If we’re talking about smugglers crossing the desert in unbelievable vehicles, I’m pretty sure he’s referring to this:

Hey, wow, what a surprise, Trump went on TV and said a bunch of demonstrably-false shit while wearing a facial expression that makes him look like he has to shit but can’t remember where the toilet is. Who could have ever seen that coming.

Meanwhile at the liquor store, these brave bollards are trying their best:

It turned that Audi into an Innie. And the driver into an Ouchie.

For years now, CarMax has been treating both buyers and sellers like children. Sale prices too high, but non-negotiable. Buying prices too low, and also never budge on those.

Wasn’t that what they impeached Clinton for?
 
 
 
 
 
I’ll show myself out.

I used to do corporate (non-automotive) design and worked closely with marketing.

That’s one way to roll coal