Tom, your articles are always informative based on your ongoing experience in the business, and having you here is a real asset to Jalopnik (a win-win). Thanks.

You’re 30 and consider that “ getting old?”

Caring more about what people think of your car than having harmless fun? Get a Camry. I’m 36 and love the immature exhaust on my Abarth, I hope I never become old and lame.

There’s a lot of inflation there. It doesn’t seem sustainable and I think that bubble is going to pop though. Perhaps too much pressure from the market.

“NO HONEY I SWEAR! This car will put our kids through college! It’s a classic!”

Well.... Second to the guy asking 100k for a Dodge neon.

Remember the rule about offering realistic solutions?

“I’m 20, just dropped out of St. John’s University, have a chinstrap beard, wear embellished jeans with Air Jordans, and the IT consulting firm that my Russian-born parents founded just scored a huge contract with the City. What car should i buy?”

Didn’t even have to read this one to vote CP on anything that says Mansory. Their shit makes Pep Boys accessories look tasteful.  

Uncle #1 complaining about kids being lazy

Right after he buys the car

Fire him

College clearly didn’t do its job.

My friend financed a Jeep Grand Cherokee Overland American Eagle TrailPeak or whatever Jeep is calling the top model now for 96 months.

A friend got an 84 month term at 0% (worth it) on a new car, but when she sold it 4 years later the car was worth less than the money she still owed. That’s the real catch.

But those are Canadian Months, that’s only 72 months American.

For Sale:  Range Rover Convertibles.........cheap.

Why do you hate your mom?  

True, but he could also be like other writers who guard their writings ferociously and charge exhorbitant fees for anyone even quoting their writing. He’s not doing that and helping out up and coming artists in a small way.

Frank Darabont optioned one of King’s stories for a $1 back in the early 80's when he was a struggling filmmaker.