“This is Wiggum reporting a 318 - waking a police officer.”

Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

An ‘83 Cutlass Supreme was the first car I ever bought. I paid $500 in 2007. It was an old lady’s grocery getter and only had 29,000 miles on it. The car was clean, well taken care of, and was the most comfortable car I’ve ever been in. It drove rather inoffensively as well. That said, $500 was a perfect amount to pay …

I think this whole ‘ONE OF ONLY XXX’ train of thought makes people forget what they’re selling. Sure, the turd I dropped this morning is also a 1 of 1, but its still a turd.

My wife got one for a Kia she no longer had, and the giant headline on the mailer was a little scary at first since it said (in big bold letters):

“...In other news, Volkswagen subsidiary ‘Tesla’ has been caught cheating on emissions testing.  Scientists are looking into how this is even possible...”

The Cheetah and lizard skin alone requires an ironic NP click! This is a vehicle to treasure, to display in a museum for all to see. This truck embodies the Trump era.

It’s not his.

NP on that for the lols.

Honestly, with all the scandals and such and how things have been called.

Let me ask my wife to jump up and down for me. Will report back.

Because America is weirdly puritannical when it comes to sex and sexuality. Violence? Good for children! A single butt cheek? Better slap an NC-17 rating on that baby.

Anyone find this kind of silly given the context of murdering hundreds of people in a death game built around the same style of another game on the same engine which was built on the story of japanese school children mudering each other that was stolen by a random white lady for a popular book then movie series?

Why is this headline using the word “disaster”?

Yet it is the best purchase David has ever made.

But that'd cut into his margins.  Do as I say and not as I do...

If Trump really wants to boost the US economy and curb immigration he should have his ties made in the US and fire all of his working visa holders at Mar-a-Lago.

Trump stands for nothing, and everything is for show. 

... just how big of a mallet are we talking?

I don’t think cultural awareness requires that you know what The Elder Scrolls is. So many people don’t play games and wouldn’t have any idea.