How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

A W124 is a very solid choice, those cars will outlast most people. My daily driver is a 2000 E39 BMW 540i Touring, also known as the best BMW/wagon ever made. It’s got a nice V8 that will run forever after replacing the timing chain guides (which have been replaced in mine), a rock solid automatic transmission, and a…

First I was taught to fold those greasy NYC pizza slices in half and deal with the burning lava they call cheese; I said “Fine.” Then they told me I had to learn how to use chopsticks to eat sushi, even though it’s basically the perfect finger food. Okay, whatever, it’s nothin’. Next I had to learn how to pick crabs…

I hope not. I like air.

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I haz a sad.

next time ask him if it covers you when you leave Cars and Coffee.

The key giveaway should be the lack of red tape. If the IRS is going to arrest you they’re going to show up and make you sign for yourself in triplicate.

They also called until I started answerng the phone “Operations” and when they ask to speak to me respond with in my best military governmental sounding voice, “Are you trying to reach Lt. [name similar to my first name]? This is the taticical operations center. I can connect you with her.”
Calls stopped after that.

The phone calls are the best tho.

Once they called and asked about my vehicle. I told them that it was totaled and I lost my daughter in the accident.

OK

During the event I’m sure they move the signs so the deer know to cross elsewhere.

I meant to say it’s just potatoes and white supremacists - move along

Toyota Hilux. Because this.

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