I got into that beta to test Google’s new game streaming service with AC:Odyssey, so I’m going to be playing that this weekend. I haven’t played an AC game in a few titles, though, so I hope I’m not too far out of the loop in the templar plot stuff.

So if someone gets chlamydia and it takes months to develop, would that be called a...*puts on sunglasses*...slow clap?

I didn’t even have to finish reading the letter. After 3-4 paragraphs I was all, “RUUUNNN!” Partners that won’t support you? Partners that keeps things hidden from you? Partners that are constantly taking money from hidden husbands and you to pay for their life? RUUUUNNNNN!!!

Oh man... that second one. This is why I love Dr. NerdLove. GTFO asap.

More Witcher 3 for me. But, being my 20th play through, its my first on....PC!!

I’m gonna be playing through THE TALE OF SWORDS AND SOULS, ETERNALY RETOLD, since FATE CONSPIRED TO ARRANGE OUR MEETING.

Why wait?  

But you would also have to buy off the city council in his area of Michigan so he doesn’t become that guy who has to sell 50 Jeeps in a month because they have taken over his land.

Someone will win. I figure it only costs me one dollar to change my odds from zero to non-zero, which is a tremendous value in terms of percentage increase in my odds of winning. Risk-benefit calculation: it’s money I won’t miss, compared with an utterly life-transforming event if I win.

I’m positive they shorted physical production because they hate the idea of used retail and will do anything they can to kill the aftermarket. 

I thought the answer was “negative [cost of tickets you bought]"

They have to pay the store owner (MS or Sony) for digital copies. They don’t get full ticket price there either.

$0 because you’re not going to win.

Fun story! My first opposite-world driving experience was also in Ireland, and I went through the exact same confusion. It was a little stressful trying to escape the traffic near the airport car rental location, but once I got adjusted, it went pretty smoothly.

FWIW, Pee Wee Herman said this means something else entirely.

Joke’s on you, the Kings are going to sign Tony Durant. 

Marshal Cottage-Cheese-Thighs made a false report.

I was skeptical, but I actually really like how the 300ZX lights (heads and tails) look.

Until you have kids.

Been screaming for a 400Z since Infiniti rolled out its Red Sport.