Bobby, though I would miss you terribly if you ever left Jezebel, I think you have found your true calling, writing the scripts for the “reality” show known as KUWTK.

This is so deliciously good.

Punching Nazis shouldn’t be illegal. It’s a goddamn American pastime, ffs.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

Rachel, you posted THE gif. Not anything to add except you the woman!

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

What’s your halfcourt form look like?

HOT TAKE

As I recall, A Feast For Crows and A Dance With Dragons were supposed to be one book, which he split into two, with each book focusing on a different set of geographical locations (I believe only Arya appeared in both as a point of view character). However, while AFFC was finished, he did not publish the entirety of…

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.