I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.

I love John Mulaney, but I hate kids, so this has me conflicted.

He’s got feminine hips!

Sometimes the YouTube comments bless us with a gem:

Well when I’m eating out an elf...

The specific commercial you embedded didn’t read that way to me really. The new Oreo commercial on the other hand. 7-11 dude is totally gonna bang that elf.

I am fully goddamn ready for this.

These “sack lunch bunch” kids seem really fun and talented, but that one tall child looks terrible.

People who don’t know JM: Is he trying to dress and look like Mr. Rogers for this or something?

Quick ball has been my favorite thing since at least X, as soon as they become available I tend to grab like 200

A. The only thing worse than autoplay is autoplay with sound. I know I’m speaking to the choir, but seriously. Fuck autoplay.

Phew, thought I wouldn’t be able to find this, glad it’s still floating out in the ether

He may be gay, but he’s white, and a centrist. His sexuality is no indicator of true progressiveness.

Dude, take it this way. If he tweets it or says it, its Bizarro world.

There was the “the United Shashes” video, where people speculated there may have been something loose in his dental work.

Buttigieg is still asking how to deal with addressing differences.

Based on historical projection habits, we can now expect to see Trump struggling with his teeth falling out at rallies and helicopter press meetings, I’m sure.

It’s a star wars movie. I’m sure it’ll be fun but it’s not going to be some ground breaking cinematic masterpiece.

I’m always amused by the notion that (a.) there are like, dozens of yet-to-be-released movies screening in the last two weeks of the year (instead of maybe two) and (b.) if lists waited until 12/31, everyone will have magically seen every possible movie by *that* arbitrary deadline instead of a slightly different…