I’d be biting the shit out that scampi.

Oh, perfect! I’m already not getting any dates, so why not “pretend” to be bad at it! For fun! Ha ha!

But “known for” is always more about exposure than quality or prestige. Especially for respected theater actors. Theater you can only be seen by so many per performance. Then you do one Herpes medicine ad that airs during the Super Bowl and it’s what you’re “known for”.

What do you mean “we”?
Hey guys! I think we got Bob Iger here!

He also spent on that stuff.

Damn bro that’s a *inhales vape* shitty thing to happen brah. Me and the bros will rip one out for the homie *exhales vape*. Sorry hold on, I think my mom’s pizza rolls are ready. Gonna throw these dumb DUIs in the trash and go get em, peace nerds.

If you read the article they mention he spent a lot of the money on extramarital affairs, which I kinda put in the same ethical category as Hooker’n’Blow

1. It was a joke, dummy.

He’s doing it to specifically be an asshole. Also let’s be clear, it’s not just water vapour. If you started vaping at my table I’d politely ask you to stop. 

I knew him in high school. He was an entitled douche who ran because his father had the position before him. I can still picture the DUNCAN HUNTER signs with the tiniest little “jr” on them. I doubt most of the people in that district even realized who they were voting for. He was always one of those people who was…

Next-to-last paragraph: you want pled or pleaded.

$1,528 spent on Steam games. He probably didn’t have to explain to the judge that he didnt play most of them. Because thats how steam works.

I travel a shitload and always have my switch. It’s nice to carry the dock in my checked in bags and then i can play on the TV in the hotel too. Plus once your 4 year old sees your switch she/he will want to play mario kart, and if you have the og switch you can use the two controllers and play on your TV or the…

All of the stuff you say he is is more typical of entitled white men than millennials. Plus, he’s not a millennial. 

Duncan Hunter is 43, don’t drag millennials into this.

I’d spend the extra $100 on the regular. It’s such an effortlessly portable system for even casually bringing over to friends houses or even for travel, if you decide you want to play on a bigger hotel TV. I’m even using mine for the office holiday party.

If they hadn't gotten greedy, he might not have demanded the audit and they would have kept the $9M.

Remember when you could actually rent entire consoles from Blockbuster? That seems insane in retrospect.

It’s the meat on the feet.