Olive Garden: “When you’re here, you’ll float. We’ll all float.”

Holy shit. That’s a good deal. 

Spoiler: the red balloons aren’t a reference to It. It’s actually a metagame that numerous developers have agreed to participate in. If you find and document 99 of them across different games, you’ll get a prize.

That prize is a free Olive Garden appetizer with the purchase of an entree at regular menu price.

Luigi is afraid, yes. But he is afraid of what he has to do, not the ghosts. 

That’s not the “Oh yeah” we know and love. It’s the meek “Oh yeah” of a man who’s crumbling under the weight of a task that gives him no pleasure but that must be done. Luigi is a tragic hero. 

/cheer /cheer Saints Row IV

Middle class Joe is confused with this “women’s lib” thing and doesn’t know why women insist on wearing pants.

Biden’s anticipated response:

oblig:

Plus, Hunter is a fuckboi.

I have seen the film, and can report that her farewell goes something like this:

“I have to go now. My planet needs me.” She then ascends into the sky with the sound of a slide whistle. 

Joe, do you want to know what the most elite thing you can do in America?

Yeah, Yoda using a saber was a terrible decision. He was a Master of the Force and shouldn’t have needed it. The CGI of him jumping around was just awful.

But what if I think Darth Maul surviving after being bisected is ridiculous?

I never got the complaints about the space walk thing. The Force is basically Space Magic, I see no reason why it can’t work that way.

That droid loves to dance. The silver shin came from a Mashed Potato accident during his stint with Captain Antilles

Where in TFA was it stated she never tried to develop her powers?

Especially if the proverbial Checkov’s Gun on the mantelpiece is specifically said to be ornamental only and not for firing.

C3PO dies in a failed twerk attempt.

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