Aaaand, his is why you never hire a DJ to do an MC’s job.

And yet, as I learned yesterday, some of my favorite posters are still languishing in the greys.

*folds

Cool...does that mean we can 5150 him?

Perfect post/username synergy

Sure but then why not just make the whole block of text a link and be done with it? Gotta make us work for our supper (or amuses bouche) I guess. No more free rides here at Splinter!

Wait...how are you still grey? I’d lift you out permanently if I wasn’t down here myself.

Except it’s served in a turtle shell.

Definitely sue the cops. They just stood around watching. Refused to take witness statements. Pigs protecting pigs.

He’s been outed already. Look up @antifashgordon on twitter, he’s on the case.

“I’m just doing my job.” Now, where have we heard that before?

You are doing god’s work.

Seeing this just made me think...man I wish there was an oral history of Lookout Records and, lo and behold!

If you liked them, you might want to check out Seattle’s Tacocat as a pretty good spiritual successor.

Maybe they’re just big ‘Girls’ fans?

There is no god.

Damn, some of those worth $$

Damn, some of those worth $$

I’m sure the author meant “for” not “to” but it also might be in poor taste to use another credibly accused sex-creep’s GIF to make your point.

I heard he got an alligator in spelling.

Blue can burn in hell. Smug bastards.