Truth, anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to disenfranchise you!

Early voter here too. I’m hoping the shitty weather in Maryland doesn’t discourage too many people from showing up today but, from what I’ve heard around the office, turnout has been pretty solid so far.

Well, she’s certainly no Ashley Feinberg.

Even though I’ve been grey4life, I just want to know why I could never post pictures or .gifs. Does that come with being grey? Because if not, maybe I deserve to be banished to the land of the technologically illiterate misfit toys. 

Awkward

Maybe it’s because he’s such a cultural oddity? I mean, I’d line up at the circus to get my picture with the guy who drives nails through his own dick. It’s sort of the same thing, right?

Also, I’ve been in the greys for 5 years now...WTF?!

Goddammit, it took a week to get the Toad image out of my head and now you’ve gone and put something even worse in its place!

Another shining representative of the “Fuck you, I got mine!” generation. 

Then how about we add it to the annotation section to the Poe’s Law Wikipedia page.

One day, the people of Washington DC will wake up and realize that if they want to affect real change, they should do what the rest of us do: call their representatives in congress

Looks like we got ourselves a real maritime lawyer up in here!

To be fair, I think his wife left him.

+1 “Go shit in your hat”

Haha, +1 Chanel.

HORSE GRRLS!

“Nobody cares”

I think your kid did you a favor there.

Hey, at least he spelled ‘brakes’ right this time. Baby steps

+1 Star of David