“Hey baby, I wanna touch them Jigglypuffs"

Neither. Tim is in the process of having a brain aneurysm and he subconsciously creates an adorable, hat-wearing, crime-solving talking mouse as a coping mechanism. The entire game actually plays out in slow motion as he draws his dying breaths.

You had me right up until "Kickstarter"

Jealous. Trainer is one of the only hard-to-find ones I don't have.

You’re not missing anything by not being able to find the AC cards. Their price-to-usefulness ratio is pretty low considering how weak the game they are tied to is.

They should change it to "FUNderdome" cause this looks fun.as.hell!

Yeah, that's just crazy.

You should talk to more people. It's very popular for a reason.

Go Retrievers!

Black launch unit: $350

Watching that was like climbing a mountain made of pure spite. I made it to "Club Dues" before shouting FUCK.OFF. and stopping the video. Apologies to my cube-drone neighbors for my rudeness.

Dear god, kill me if I ever get to this point in my life.

The art is literally the least disgusting thing about this article.

"Eat some damn broccoli before you die!"