Ellen apparently also sucks as a human being. And yes, her show and hosting skills suck so much. I can’t stand her fake interest smile she always does during her cringe-worthy interviews.

I won’t watch this (thanks for doing that for me, Bobby) and I don’t care about Giada so this is really just an excuse to get this off my chest. But Ellen SUCKS as a talk show host. She’s fucking straight up bad at it. Whenever she isn’t just straight up mean she’s forced and insincere.

How many teeth does Giana have?

“Dirty silverware stored next to clean!”

NO sneeze guard on the salad bar!

As an Asian, I have to say...

Troy McClure approves

His friends could see that picture

Yeah, but they can all just slip right out.

On the plus side, they’ll be able to fit all the banned models in a single jail cell.

I just wanna know if he then did some spectacular dive off the balcony

Picking them up could cause internal injuries and instill them with a life-time fear of strangers. The correct protocol is to demand the parents remove the child from the school or call Child Protective Services and turn the child over to them.

hm

That Colonel sure is a chick magnet.

This. All Day. ChickenMcBooty gets it.

The best part of this picture is that everyone else looks like they are dressed for their corporate office’s fun outing day.

An aspiring singer among servers in NYC grabs at a chance to get discovered.

“This cute brunette server got on the mike and sang ‘At Last,’ ‘Respect’ and a duet with David to Chicago’s ‘You’re the Inspiration.’ She was incredible!”

It does pay...in spades. Everyone should strive for excellence, that’s not a “white” value it’s a human value. Speaking properly without give-away intonations, expressions and speech patterns which allow people to automatically discriminate against you before they even see you is important. It will certainly get you…