Meh. They run the gamut across the board. (disclosure: I was adopted through a faith based agency)

That’s what happens when you have one hand in someone else’s pocket.

Did Alanis ever get punished for destroying the accurate meaning of the word ironic? People now say ironic when they really mean coincidental or bad luck. She should get six years at least for that.

The judge also was sure to remind him of the mess he left when he went away.

Now that you’ve got me questioning their “tattoo-iness”, they kinda look like the result of those rubber ink stamps.

My older sister, who is 41, is obsessed with Ed Sheeran and thinks he’s hot. She also just went through a divorce and is having some sort of “rebirth” so that might explain her bad judgement.

*oui, un peu de français! Mais, je ne parle pas français :(

The outcome will surely be determined by whoever is in the pocket of Big Escargot.

I’m screaming. This is amazing.

They really could have edited the photos down to half what was chosen. First I would have cut is this “sad sand baby”.

Fucking Girl Scouts. Well now we know that all that cookie money is secretly funding abortions and pro-sexy times propoganda.

Sadly, in addition to all these unfortunate anthrax deaths, a great many more soldiers perished when they ate hot dogs slathered in mustard gas.

Anthrax, you say?

I know Brie Larson is a good actress, but I’d have no idea who she is if I saw her irl. Are people more attuned to celebs than I? I live in NYC and, while it’s not LA, I have a good chance of running into one. Am I weird?

There is no one in this world who wakes up thinking (minus like a couple actual psychopaths)

First things first. that picture is NOT a 15 year old... maybe when he was 10.

I think the bandana was suppose to indicate where he wished his penis to reach down to.

I just mentioned to my husband that I remember seeing Scott in some tight running shorts in TigerBeat in the 70's - I believe Erin’s brother. (Now Leif Garrett in some satin pants - me-ow!)

Wizards doesn’t want combo decks to be a thing anymore, which is pretty dissappointing. I don’t play standard, but it sucks that I get tons of joy from running janky combos that people don’t usually see and wizards is basically “We think our audience is too stupid to understand anything besides creatures so we’re…

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