Just great, more bottles for my penis to get stuck in.

Little known fact Houdini was just two super thin models in a man’s suit.

S.N.L. buffs will be the first to tell you that Yoshimura—who has been with the show from the start—first appeared as Sulu opposite John Belushi’s Captain Kirk in a 1976 sketch titled “The Last Voyage of the Starship Enterprise” from Saturday Night Live’s very first season.

The funniest thing on the show was the random Asian guy sulu.

Natch.

Before the ceremony, Tom reportedly treated guests to a bit of Shakespeare, calling out “Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?” to Dustin from a balcony.

but when you see a black mother cursing and hitting her kids dont say anything its part of their culture and your racist.

Thank God, When i read the headline i thought it was the colonel.

lil yatchey , great another lil rapper name to forget.

“As she swallowed all of the colonels original recipe he lapped on the two digits that moments before had just brought her to an crushing orgasm he looked in her eyes and whispered “ Finger licking good.””

What the ?! is bobby the only one in the office today ,did everyone not want to get ups this rainy Friday or are they just dragging their lazy behinds in now. I guess where going to get a lot of stories about cher and celine dion.

Lo bosworth should try my activated charcoal hotdogs and burgers.

I like how everybody is getting so upset about this what do you expect. This is a faith based adoption agency, their practicing their faith. If you want a ham sandwich don’t go to a Jewish deli.

Heard she told him to cut it out but he didn’t listen.

John Galt from Atlas shrugged.

Its when a friend keeps count of how many whip-its youve done because you cant remember do to the lost of so many brain cells.

Are those Mileys’s real tattoos they look like when you or one of your “cool” friends would draw on your hand or arm in Jr. High with a pen.

When I first read this I thought it said my BBW addiction that almost ruined my life and I was like you and me both.

Last night a dj’s tits saved my life.