I call this one brangelonely:

But these brushes are so fun, its like your painting your face. And you feel like a cowboy.

I think Shakespeare put it best.

Is it really that tough to be a journalist my dog puts out the “daily growl” everyday. He never complains about the dirt and shit he has to go through to get it to me. He’s a true muckraker you should see my lawn it looks terrible.

These are the things I learned in life, never stay at a party past 11pm always leave. Cops are assholes plus a lot are racists , probably because there arresting black people every day of their lives, but they also have the right to kill you, when confronted by one do whatever they say and try to…

“ I did have a healing of cancer, but my tongue is still swollen altho healing all the time,” Kilmer answered.

I wonder what jenny piccolo has to say about all this.

Stay busy,  Philipps.

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I need this for my college text books, I haven’t picked them up all semester and finals are a comin’.

That ripping sound you hear is the headlines.

Can you please Script a KUWTK episode of Khloe not talking to Caitlyn.

the church’s Book of Discipline

Instead of a coffee table book that turns into a coffee table , ala Kramer from Seinfeld this book turns into a actual toilet.

And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

she proved that pregnancy couldn’t stop her from winning her 23rd Grand Slam! I don’t even know what a grand slam is but am certain it’s an incredible feat.

So you have a first new album in 15 years That don’t impress me much.

Frozen 2 : My sanity never bothered me anyway*

Suddenly susan ! This is gonna be bad.

I am anxious all the time it sucks. Just yesterday they were having a company meeting at work and before they started they said lets go around the room and have everyone introduce yourself, I almost literally shit my pants, full blow panic attack as each person said their name and something about themselves as it got…